A Guy on the Internet

my posts are only to remember things, but you can enjoy them too I guess

(Source: seriousjones, via dragon-dicks-are-neat)

agelfeygelach:

roachpatrol:

tastefullyoffensive:

Science Penguin [x]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

(via sirokuro07)

did-you-kno:

Marie Antoinette’s last words were “Pardon me, sir. I meant not to do it,” when she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner after climbing the scaffold at her beheading. Source

did-you-kno:

Marie Antoinette’s last words were “Pardon me, sir. I meant not to do it,” when she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner after climbing the scaffold at her beheading. Source